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perfectmadness:

(by ヽ（ ﾟヮﾟ）ﾉ)

• friends: you need a boyfriend omg
• me: ah yes let me go to the store and pick up a fresh one

I’m high school, that’s college +

andrewhussiesbosom:

if you point out someones pimples youre a jerk and if you point out someones stretchmarks youre a total dickwad

snorlaxlovesme:

so i cleared my throat today and

and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational