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oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES


theyellowbrickroad:

im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified




slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children




delightfullygrimm:

isrealforus:

Watching my favourite tv series or movie:

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this is the most accurate post I’ve ever seen….bless you









thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

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why do drugs when you can do me




homosaxual:

funimationentertainment:

what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong

don’t say something like that







kill-whitepeople:

kill-whitepeople:

home depot is easily the most intimidating store on earth I’m the only person here who isn’t a dad wearing a camo hat and coat

it’s been 3 weeks since i began living in home depot to study the local wildlife. the dads have begun to accept me as one of their own. i think i may be onto a huge scientific discovery 






allthingsmisty:

But the best part was when the narrator congratulated Misty.





tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

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bvids:

Driver mugged by passing motorcyclist.