ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified
ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children
Watching my favourite tv series or movie:
this is the most accurate post I’ve ever seen….bless you
why do drugs when you can do me
what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong
don’t say something like that
home depot is easily the most intimidating store on earth I’m the only person here who isn’t a dad wearing a camo hat and coat
it’s been 3 weeks since i began living in home depot to study the local wildlife. the dads have begun to accept me as one of their own. i think i may be onto a huge scientific discovery
But the best part was when the narrator congratulated Misty.
introductory paragraph of my essay:
Driver mugged by passing motorcyclist.